I have an umbrella that looks like a sword. And other awesome things seen on this blog.

hystericallysound:

How can you not be happy after seeing this?

(via ittlebitz)

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Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

(Source: mydraco, via sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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titwankz:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

(Source: chernovision, via dutchster)

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cindersk:

rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

(Source: wavesofenvy, via i-suck-dick)

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

(via mylifeasateenagebaka)

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Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison)

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
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goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(via i-suck-dick)

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