I have an umbrella that looks like a sword. And other awesome things seen on this blog.

bruce-bann-the-science-man:

this is all I want in a boyfriend

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Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)

I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.

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This is like my favorite parenting quote out there. Seriously.

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So accurate.

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Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.
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a thought i had this morning driving to school (via poseysposey)

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Be the person H.Y.D.R.A. would see as a threat.
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Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?


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the-inspired-lesbian:

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lampsarepeopletoo:

my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”

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