I have an umbrella that looks like a sword. And other awesome things seen on this blog.

foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME

(via sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

(via captalias)

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58 minutes ago

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via mushroommoriprincess)

Fuck, my tea.
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1 hour ago

Robert Bloch (via observando)

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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1 hour ago

isleswoman:

makes even more sense side by side 

(Source: sheldony, via jemmasimmns)

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1 hour ago

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via sarcastic-deer)

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1 hour ago

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(via captalias)

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1 hour ago
weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

(via potterfiend)

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7 hours ago
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